Want to do something you know is questionable? You know: like the mistakes you joyfully made in your 20’s that you now regret but also wish you could make again? Like adopting that stray rottweiler puppy even though you have no money and no car and are just a girl, playing at life?

ASK ME ANYTHING, and I will spin Carrie Do Wrong’s Wheel of Misfortune and generate some BAD ADVICE! Because if you’re gonna do the wrong thing regardless, you may as well do it for the right reasons.

In honor of Thursday’s FRIVOLOUS, DRAMA QUEEN FULL WOLF MOON in LEO, I’m opening the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE UP for questions. xxxO, Dr. MLE | Beach Witch